Collision

As you know, I'm cutting teaks on Ape Atoll. For the past 2 days, random strangers have stopped and laughed at me. I don't get the joke. Is it my Karmaja monkey outfit? That I'm cutting teaks? What's so fucking funny people? I let it slide, but it builds up like the soap scum on the bath tub. Besiktasli9, as a bearded gorilla, stops by.

Besiktasli9: Lol
Me: What's so funny?
Besiktasli9: You
Besiktasli9: There r better places to cut
Me: Tai Bwo Wannai?
Besiktasli9: No
Me: CW?
Besiktasli9: Shilo
Besiktasli9: Khazardi jungle south
Me: (dumbfounded and speechless)
Besiktasli9: I'm trying to help u

I went there, to the Khazardi jungle and rechecked my memory on these teak trees. The best spot (compareable to AA) has 3 teaks in a 25' sq area (5x5) with a hungry, level 64 wolf close by to nibble on my ass. Oh yes, that's *so* much better than AA with 3 teaks in a 9' sq (3x3) and no enemies to attack me (plus lack of annoying random events except bird's nest).

You must have balls the size of watermelons to match that fat dickhead between your ears if you think for an instant that belittling a total stranger as way of an introduction will get me to follow your "advice". I wouldn't follow you out of a burning building after you shit on me like that. There's a special Hell reserved for people like you, Besiktasli9, (and Dawn Pope, that cunt whom I hope is blind from syphilis) and those who talk in the movie theatres.

I ran into Eman1051 last night. Not willingly, of course, he was walking by and gave the incredulous, "Kitt?!" like it's such a surprise. I said, "oh god" and hopped. I had the feeling he was going to Talk and that's something I avoid with ex-friends I now despise.